Sunday, January 3, 2010

Top 10 Questions for the Decade

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By the year 2019 at Sun City Hilton Head, SC:

#10: Will Pulte employees hold 7 out of 7 seats on the SCHH Community Association Board of Directors?
#9: Will Pulte’s prediction that "before the stucco suits are settled half the homeowners will be dead" turn out to be true?
#8: Will the golf courses be self-sustaining?
#7: How many MORE unilateral changes to the Community Covenants and Rules will Pulte have made?
#6: How many MORE houses will have sunk into the swamp?
#5: How many MORE lagoons will be discovered to have been built more than 2 feet off in elevation?
#4: How many MORE wetlands will have died?
#3: What will the quarterly assessment be?
#2: Will ALL decorative flower pots be banned by 2019?

And, the #1 question for the decade:
Will Pulte and Beaufort County’s Office of Building Code Enforcement FINALLY have figured out how to secure roof trusses and brace gable ends by the year 2019?

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3 comments:

  1. did pulte actually say that? about the stucco suit homeowners.

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  2. yes, sir. It’s in “Homeowner Stucco Defects Power Point Presentation”, under the “Important Documents” tab at http://www.suncityblufftonhomedefectclaims.com/index.html

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  3. That's the kind of arrogance that goes before the fall Ray.

    Hang in there. Build up your ranks! Remember Winston Churchill:

    Nevah, evah, evah, evah give up!

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